| Dissatisfied Customer |
| Creature — Vampire Guest |
| Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life. |
| Illustrated by Yangtian Li |
| 2/1 |
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NOT LEGAL Standard
NOT LEGAL Pioneer NOT LEGAL Modern LEGAL Legacy LEGAL Vintage
NOT LEGAL Brawl
NOT LEGAL Historic LEGAL Pauper NOT LEGAL Penny LEGAL Commander |